I brake for tailgaters!
If you can't stop when I do, smile as you go under!
The closer you get the slower I go.
If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
I drive the speed limit. If you don't like it call a cop!
If you can read this you are extremely well educated, and much too close.
Go on, I'll see you at the next traffic light.
Speed like lightning, crash like thunder.
If you can read this I have lost my trailer.
Horn broken. Watch for finger.
Honk if you hate noise pollution.
Honk if you're illiterate.
Faster than a speeding ticket.
Caution: Travels at the speed limit.
Designed by computer, built by robot, driven by moron.
Caution: Driver Sleeping.
Go on speeding, we'll cut you out (of your car ) -- Your Fire Dept.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming and
yelling like the passengers in his car.
Hang up and drive!
Cover me. I'm changing lanes.
Caution: Driver Reads Braille
Support Search and Rescue, Get Lost!
Stop reading my bumper stickers and pay attention to the road!
Insured by Mafia: You hit me, they hit you.
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